Hello there fine feathered students!
It's not very often that I suggest someone should stop writing forever, but I feel that in this case, it's necessary. If anyone has read Christine Yu's article in the Tech, "Talk Nerdy to Me", or her really, REALLY lame blog, you know two things: 1) Christine Yu writes on the same level has mentally handicapped fourth graders, and 2) Christine Yu doesn't know the first thing about proper sex, or proper sex etiquette. Also, every single (and I mean EVERY GOD-AWFUL) thing she writes contains at least one incredibly bad joke in it. When I say incredibly bad, I'm talking want-to-shoot-yourself-after-killing-a-busload-of-kittens bad. She assumes, I guess, that everyone at MIT will find it funny if, in every single article, she mentions over and over again that "love is not a formula" or "love is not like math". I get it. Love is not a formula, or math, or related to electron orbital theory, or Hess's law, or quantum theory, or whatever else it is that MIT teaches me. I get it that love is something different altogether. Why do I know this? Because I have more than three brain cells. Honestly, we don't have to be told over and over again the exact same thing, especially if it's told in the exact same lame way each and every time.
I used to have hope for people, I really did. I used to have hope for the love/sex lives of people on campus. And then I read Christine Yu's column. You know, maybe the Tech has increased the number of people who read their paper because of her article, but they should know (or rather, Christine should know) that among the majority of people that I talk to, it's seen as a joke. She is a joke. Christine Yu is like "your mom", whatever she said, and that chicken that has a penchant for crossing roads. She's a joke, a cliche, a horrendous fallacy that causes most people to either laugh at the hilarity of her ignorance and inability to write, or cry at the pathetic-ness of it all. Sometimes, I do both.
I suggest that Christine Yu stop writing indefinitely. I don't know many people who like her, I don't know many people who like her writing, and I know for a fact (from her own articles) that not many people like her sex. If she's supposed to be writing about sex, wouldn't one assume that she should either be good at it, or at least know what she's talking about? Seriously, why doesn't the Tech get someone to write who actually has good sex? Why don't they get someone to write who knows what it feels like to be pleased, who knows what it feels like to please, and who knows how to tell other people how to improve their lives, not just how pathetic it is to be Christine Yu. Seriously, when it comes to how much sappy pathetic whining I can take, there's definitely a limit.
See? Math jokes aren't funny when I make them, either.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Hello, hello there prefrosh!
I'm sorry that I haven't posted a new blog in a while, but I've been trying to think of WHAT I could write about. I mean, it's difficult from this side of the fence. Most things seem just too mundane to write about, to waste your time with. However, this weekend something fantastic is happening. This weekend is ROFLCON! That's right, ROFLCON. For those of you who don't know, ROFL is an internet acronym that means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing". CON is a typical suffix for any convention (as you will have cemented in your mind after attending MIT). ROFLCON (which will take place in the Student Center in the Sala de Puerto Rico) is a world-wide convention that occurs once a year, and features a myriad of internet celebrities. For instance, do you know who Tron guy is? He'll be there. Do you read Dinosaur Comics? XKCD? They'll all be there, too. Also, you can expect icanhascheezburger.com and many others. In fact, here's a link:
http://roflcon.org/
Enjoy! I'm excited because MIT students (and Harvard students, to be fair) got half price tickets if you bought them early. I bought my ticket early, and I plan to hopefully be able to hobknob with the most famous internet personalities and talk to them, hearing their success stories, etc, etc.
Of course, I'm not going to lie. There are tests to be studied for, P-sets to be done, but I'm on top of it. I already have one P-set almost completely done, and I'm going in to office hours tonight, and the other P-set I will have finished by tomorrow (hopefully) as I will work with a friend of mine. I also have a test on Thursday, but I don't feel too upset about it. Hopefully (again) with a bit more studying and some sleep, I'll be able to pass with a decent score (I've been doing pretty well in that class so far).
Lastly, I've read some of the "Guest Posts" on other blogs, and I've noticed that there aren't many on East Campus. If anyone would like to blog about East Campus, contact me, and I'll see if I can post for you!
Thanks much for all your support!
~Till
I'm sorry that I haven't posted a new blog in a while, but I've been trying to think of WHAT I could write about. I mean, it's difficult from this side of the fence. Most things seem just too mundane to write about, to waste your time with. However, this weekend something fantastic is happening. This weekend is ROFLCON! That's right, ROFLCON. For those of you who don't know, ROFL is an internet acronym that means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing". CON is a typical suffix for any convention (as you will have cemented in your mind after attending MIT). ROFLCON (which will take place in the Student Center in the Sala de Puerto Rico) is a world-wide convention that occurs once a year, and features a myriad of internet celebrities. For instance, do you know who Tron guy is? He'll be there. Do you read Dinosaur Comics? XKCD? They'll all be there, too. Also, you can expect icanhascheezburger.com and many others. In fact, here's a link:
http://roflcon.org/
Enjoy! I'm excited because MIT students (and Harvard students, to be fair) got half price tickets if you bought them early. I bought my ticket early, and I plan to hopefully be able to hobknob with the most famous internet personalities and talk to them, hearing their success stories, etc, etc.
Of course, I'm not going to lie. There are tests to be studied for, P-sets to be done, but I'm on top of it. I already have one P-set almost completely done, and I'm going in to office hours tonight, and the other P-set I will have finished by tomorrow (hopefully) as I will work with a friend of mine. I also have a test on Thursday, but I don't feel too upset about it. Hopefully (again) with a bit more studying and some sleep, I'll be able to pass with a decent score (I've been doing pretty well in that class so far).
Lastly, I've read some of the "Guest Posts" on other blogs, and I've noticed that there aren't many on East Campus. If anyone would like to blog about East Campus, contact me, and I'll see if I can post for you!
Thanks much for all your support!
~Till
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Unlearn What You've Been Told
Good day prefrosh!
I hope that you find this blog well, and that you have no predispositions about MIT, or any part of campus. I'm starting this blog with the hope of cleaning your minds of the kind of deceit that has been subliminally implanted by other bloggers. I'll begin with some basics.
At MIT, there is a grand unity, above and beyond all subtle differences. We are MIT. We are the best of the best (this includes you, prefrosh: you have been accepted and will soon be assimilated). Nobody at MIT is "weird". If you say that someone is weird, then it is in fact you who are weird. If you say that you are "scared" of someplace on campus, it is merely because you have not taken the time to try to understand them, and thus, you have failed at your duties as a student. As a student, you must remember that the campus belongs to you. It has become you, and you have become it. One thing that you will not be told by bloggers, etc, is that at MIT, it is your life. You already know that you will live here, learn here, sleep here, more than likely eat here, but you will also play here, socialize here, and fight here. This is your study, your bed, your kitchen, your game room and your battle ground. You will love life at MIT, and you will hate it. The one lesson that must be learned before you can succeed is this: try harder. If you are having trouble in a class, don't immediately go and blame it on a professor (like some people, especially those with big egos do) but try harder. Get all the resources you need. No one goes through MIT alone. You use the resources offered to you because you must in order to survive.
There are some at MIT that try to hide the fact that they are social and scholarly failures behind a veil of alcohol, fake friends, drug abuse, and pathetic attempts to be popular by fitting into the mainstream. Please, for your own sake and for the sake of the institute, don't do this. Be who you are, because that's who MIT admitted. Don't become a lemming, don't become a clone of your living group, or your frat, or sorority. Don't allow people to ostracize you because you don't want to live on a particular part of campus, or because you do. If you face bigotry, if you face lies and opinionated chauvinists, turn your back on them. They are not welcome at MIT, and you should not feel that you need to empathize with them in order to fit in. There are vast numbers of people at MIT who will not tell such latent falsehoods.
I hope I have helped at least a few of you. I hope you feel a little bit better about your decision to come to MIT, and if you haven't decided yet, perhaps this will help you to. Remember, I'm here to answer any questions, or to offer any other advice. More posts to come!
~Till
I hope that you find this blog well, and that you have no predispositions about MIT, or any part of campus. I'm starting this blog with the hope of cleaning your minds of the kind of deceit that has been subliminally implanted by other bloggers. I'll begin with some basics.
At MIT, there is a grand unity, above and beyond all subtle differences. We are MIT. We are the best of the best (this includes you, prefrosh: you have been accepted and will soon be assimilated). Nobody at MIT is "weird". If you say that someone is weird, then it is in fact you who are weird. If you say that you are "scared" of someplace on campus, it is merely because you have not taken the time to try to understand them, and thus, you have failed at your duties as a student. As a student, you must remember that the campus belongs to you. It has become you, and you have become it. One thing that you will not be told by bloggers, etc, is that at MIT, it is your life. You already know that you will live here, learn here, sleep here, more than likely eat here, but you will also play here, socialize here, and fight here. This is your study, your bed, your kitchen, your game room and your battle ground. You will love life at MIT, and you will hate it. The one lesson that must be learned before you can succeed is this: try harder. If you are having trouble in a class, don't immediately go and blame it on a professor (like some people, especially those with big egos do) but try harder. Get all the resources you need. No one goes through MIT alone. You use the resources offered to you because you must in order to survive.
There are some at MIT that try to hide the fact that they are social and scholarly failures behind a veil of alcohol, fake friends, drug abuse, and pathetic attempts to be popular by fitting into the mainstream. Please, for your own sake and for the sake of the institute, don't do this. Be who you are, because that's who MIT admitted. Don't become a lemming, don't become a clone of your living group, or your frat, or sorority. Don't allow people to ostracize you because you don't want to live on a particular part of campus, or because you do. If you face bigotry, if you face lies and opinionated chauvinists, turn your back on them. They are not welcome at MIT, and you should not feel that you need to empathize with them in order to fit in. There are vast numbers of people at MIT who will not tell such latent falsehoods.
I hope I have helped at least a few of you. I hope you feel a little bit better about your decision to come to MIT, and if you haven't decided yet, perhaps this will help you to. Remember, I'm here to answer any questions, or to offer any other advice. More posts to come!
~Till
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